GigiM

Once upon a time, Gigi is bent over her cat litter box, scooping out the fragrant presents her little darlings have left her. “Damn you cats, you sure shit a lot!” she says. She straightens up with a particularly heavy scoopful – and freezes, her face twisted into a shocked expression as the pain sinks its claws into her spine. “Jesus fucking christ!” she yells. “I just threw out my back!”

Yes, Gigi injured her back cleaning a litter box. That takes real 1337 5|<|11 and she has it.

Yeah, we’re not going to share stories. Or rather, you’re not to share any about me. (This story thing is ALL bad. I’ve already been tagged with “cat enema”.)

Anyway, James and I met each other a zillion years ago. He’s a great guy and a total geek (I mean that in a good way, of course).

I highly recommend him!

Because I set all the boxen in the office I was working in at the time to participate in the rc5 crack competition, dammit. ]:O <—cow.

Seriously, another of the still unmet.

I met bstew back in … uh, too long ago to give dates. He came to get the seest0r and I from the airport on one of the many voxmeat treks.

Despite the fact he told me that I am fleshier in person and have a much higher pitched voice than he expected, we are friends.

He’s a great guy, and you should be sure to ask him about the pumpkinbuddhacam, but not what’s in his fridge.

I just noticed the option for people to tell stories about me. This may be a bad idea.

I know several people I am going to have to keep away from this site before scary tales of “shiny gold panties” and “beaver in the bush!” start flying.

It’s never good when I meet people for the first time and they say, “Oooooh… so YOU’RE Gisela!”

Because I have known him for over ten years online. (What is it, 12, 14 years? How the hell old were you?) One of the few voxers I have yet to meet in person.

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb?

Wow! Where to begin?
I’ll wait for nat3 to join as he will be able to add some epic tales about our beloved Gigi…All I shall say is “cat enemas” and “interns” make the world go round – sadly no image as yet, we’re waiting ;)